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Chaz Bono: He came from Venus

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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

~ John Gray

It’s a pretty famous quote…I think. I was searching through Google to find out who was the first person to quote that phrase and came across an interesting/funny theory: If men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, then transvestites are from Earth. Seeing as how a gender that is between a male and a female is a transvestite, the Earth is between Venus and Mars.

If you remember the artist Cher, (I don’t know much about her besides always thinking that she looks like a drag queen), she had a daughter by the name of Chastity Bono who turned 40 in March. Her birthday present wasn’t any of those you would normally expect; It was one of those life changing presents ‒ a sex change. Thus becoming Chaz the man!

Chastity Bono

Chastity Bono

Chaz Bono

Chaz Bono